We called it Hair and Skin Tonic so you can still buy it even if you haven’t got any hair. Clever eh?
Are we allowed to say it gives you a fuller, thicker crop of hair? Probably not. Or that it’s good for minor cuts and bruises and has anti-fungal and anti-bacterial properties? Probably, but we’d have to go through all sorts of expensive red tape and hooha with the Drug Licensing Authority, so we won’t bother.
Let’s just say it stings a bit but feels awesome afterwards. Smells nice too. Sort of blokey. 100% Natural.